Confessions of a Female? + small FEATURES :D

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I know I know I've been lagging with the features! It's being worked on though. It's a Watcher Appreciation feature that will be journal'd/article'd in waves. Until then a small feature :heart: & a little something about myself. I've been tagged so I'll participate and try to get five other females to participate as well :D I'll tag later b/c I'm lazy & cold right now!

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1. Do you sleep in your bra?:
Too uncomfortable :

2. Do you enjoy drama?
I absolutely do not! I won't tolerate any bit of it!

3. Are you a girly girl?
Always been sort of a bully :, but now that I have many business responsibilities I demand graceful elegance & respect from those corporate bastards. :D

4. Who was the last person you hugged?
I believe my mommy :D Yes, I still call her my mommy! Mother is just too formal ;x

5. Small or large purses?
Medium will do. As long as I'm able to still find my belongings in it! I swear some of the purses I have are black holes! D: Frustrating!

6. Are you short?
5'2'' & packed with attitude!

8. What would you do if someone smacked your butt?
(What happened to No.7? :noes: ) If a GUY smacked my butt, they would no longer be able to have children. If a WOMAN did, depending on the situation, I most likely wouldn't mind. If my BOYFRIEND did, it better NOT have been in public, utterly unacceptable & disrespectful, in public!

9. Do you care if your socks are dirty?
I change my socks twice a day ._." They just feel weird after I've worn them too long =( I usually wear heels (low) that don't require socks :D

10. Do you dress up on Halloween?
YES! ALL THE TIME! FREE FUFFIN CANDY!!

11. Are you double jointed?
Just my arms, I can dislocate them and pop them right back in. Didn't figure this out until age 12.

12. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
Rooftop? Of my own house? Couldn't find my keys!

13. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?
Who made this survey! I think this someone has a thing for butts.

14. Is there a rumor going around about you?
Wouldn't know! I tune out to that sort of talk~ Keep the drama for your momma!

15. Do you call anybody by their last name?
Sometimes, to let them know they're in for a world of hurt.

16. How many guys will read this just because it says "Girl Confessions"?
ZERO! :D Do they like reading? ;x J/k boys & gentlemen & perverts :p

:bulletpink:"X" Marks the spot:bulletpink:
[  ] I do wear make-up. (My skin is too sensitive for make-up)
[X] I have cried at a movie theater. (Out of laughter :D)
[  ] I can put mascara on without opening my mouth. (I don't wear make-up!!!)
[X] I get jealous. (Occasionally)
[  ] I think Johnny Depp is sexy. (Josh Hartnett is so much more attractive!)
[X] I love to laugh.
[  ] I like death/grind/black metal. (I prefer alternative)
[  ] I like rap.
[X] I like country. (A few artists)
[X] I carry a purse.
[X] I'd be lost without my computer.
[  ] I own a Spice Girls CD.
[  ] I own a Britney Spears CD.
[  ] I own a boy band CD.
[X] I get bored watching football.
(Unless I have money on a team!)
[  ] I've never been called a spoiled brat.
[  ] Guys are confusing.
(They're all perverts with waffle brains. That's RIGHT! WAFFLE BRAINS! Or so my dad says :D )
[X] I've been called a bad influence. (Once, but that was all a misunderstanding...)
[  ] I have/had a piercing other than my ears. (Nooo, but I have tattoos!)


:bulletpink:Come on ladies, be truthful!:bulletpink:
1. What color is your bra that your wearing?

BLACK.

2. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys?
As long as you HAVE HAIR :) I fear bald men.

3. Are you currently frustrated with a boy?
Don't ever really get frustrated, the second they decide they want to play games, it's done! Sayounara!

4. Do you have a best friend(s)?
A handful. That very precious handful..

5. Have you ever had your heart broken?
Once before when I was young and stupid. That doesn't matter now anymore :) I put him in rehabilitation for a long time. :heart:

6. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
Nah. My mom has always told me, "If you're ugly/unsatisfied, that's that, no matter what you do to yourself, you will always be ugly & unsatisfied." She wasn't calling me ugly, but she was referring to the women/men who waste all that money doing that nonsense to themselves all because they lack acceptance.

7. Do you like your life?
LOVE IT! I went through a stage of bolemia back when I was 18, I was never satisfied with myself. I didn't force myself to regurgitate like the majority did, but I would excessively work out. 6 hours A DAY. Never skipped one day, rain, shine, hail, whatever! I was out there working my butt off. Did this actually up until last year? Oh how I hated life! I had such a pessimistic attitude towards everything, and then one day, just out of the blue, I told myself to take a break... I've learned to accept myself for who I am, what I got and just work with it and not against it. I am MUCH happier now :) Though I am still suffering from being underweight ._." thus I can't donate blood. I'm having trouble gaining weight :p Boy! that was long~

8. Has one of your friends ever stolen a boyfriend from you?
Not exactly... After I was done with that particular boy, my girlfriends would usually just ask me if it's okay for them to try and go after them :) I'd always be fine with it :glomp:

9. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?
YES :heart:

10. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?
An equal amount I would say

11. How long have you had Facebook?
Who keeps tracks of these sort of things?

12. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face?
I punch.

13. What are your biggest fears
What lurks in the dark, being attacked by a cat (I'm deathly allergic to cats), & losing particularly my hands.

14. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
A few times. It'll be most likely because I've consumed too much alcohol and I no longer have any say in my actions. I always have my trustee boyfriend around if I do plan to be in that state. Overprotectiveness does come quite in handy there.

15. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
Yes :heart: There's always someone on my mind.

16. Do you believe in the saying "Once a cheater, always a cheater"?
Really depends on the situation that person was involved in. So no, I don't believe in it.

17. Have you ever had a good feeling about something?
This question is to vague!

18. Do you ever wish you were famous?
Humbly famous. :love:

19. Are you currently missing someone?
SURE :D I'm going to say... my boyfriend! because if he reads this and I don't put him down, he might get all pissy. :noes:


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thank you very much for the feature :aww:.